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| | Category: | Apple jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 78 | | | | Joke: | After a minor mathematical error on a routine report, a workers boss tried to belittle him in front of his peers. Angrily she asked, "If you had 4 apples and I asked for one, how many would you have left?" Quickly he replied, "If it was you who asked, Id still have 4 apples." | | | |
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