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| | Category: | Waiter jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 82 | | | | Joke: | Waiter, there is a frog in my soup !Dont worry sir there isnt enough there to drown him ! | | | |
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| 1. | Category: Waiter jokes  | | Sir you havent touched your custard.Im just waiting for the fly to stop using it as a trampoline !... more
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| | 6. | Category: Waiter jokes | | Customer: Why doesnt your menu list prices?Waiter: We didnt want to make you sick before the food does.... more
| | 7. | Category: Waiter jokes | | Customer: This fish isnt as good as what I ordered here last month.Waiter: Thats funny. Its from the same fish.... more
| | 8. | Category: Waiter jokes | | Waiter: Why didnt you make all the food on that long order?Cook: Because Im a short order cook.... more
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