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| The managing partner in an accounting firm is very annoyed with one of his junior partners and has called him in to chas... more
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| Wife to husband as they watch their young son playing:"Hes such a sensitive child. Lets wait until hes older before we t... more
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| Whats an extroverted accountant?One who looks at your shoes while hes talking to you instead of his own.... more
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| When does a person decide to become an accountant?When he realises he doesnt have the charisma to succeed as an undertak... more
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| What does FCPA stand for?Finally Caught Pinching the Assets... more
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| A businessman hires a private detective to find a missing accountant.The detective tells him that he needs a description... more
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| An internal auditor for a manufacturing group was concerned about anomalies in stock levels. He thought someone might be... more
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| Why accountants dont read novels?Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.... more
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| What does an accountant use for birth control?His personality.... more
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| An accountant goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot. The shop owner shows him three identical parrots on a perch and says... more
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