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| Whats the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do?Go into town and gang-audit someone.... more
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| What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?His desk is level... more
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| Why did he cross back?So he could charge the client for travel expenses.... more
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| "The auditors have just left, sir.""Did they check the books?""Very thoroughly.""What did they say?""They want 15% to ke... more
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| The managing partner in an accounting firm is very annoyed with one of his junior partners and has called him in to chas... more
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| What would Economics be without assumptions?Accounting... more
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| A guy in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, "Want to hear an accountant joke?"The guy next to him replies... more
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| What do you call an accountant who is seen talking to someone?Popular... more
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| What do actuaries do to liven up their office party?Invite an accountant.... more
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| 10. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| Why do accountants get excited on Saturdays?They can wear casual clothes to work... more
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