| 1. | Category: Telephone jokes  |
| How do, like, really laid-back types answer the phone? Mellow.... more
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| 2. | Category: Telephone jokes |
| Why are there so many Johnson in he phone book? They all have phones.... more
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| 3. | Category: Telephone jokes |
| Caller: Operator! Operator! Call me an ambulance! Operator: Okay. Youre an ambulance!... more
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| 4. | Category: Telephone jokes |
| What do you get if you cross a phone with a rooster? A wake-up call!... more
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| 5. | Category: Telephone jokes |
| How did the telephones get married ?In a double ring ceremony !... more
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| 6. | Category: Telephone jokes |
| If you cross a telephone and a lobster what will you get?Snappy talk.... more
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| 7. | Category: Telephone jokes |
| Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking Im a telephone. Doctor: Whys that? I keep getting calls in the night.... more
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| 8. | Category: Telephone jokes |
| Caller: Operator! Operator! Do you know my boyfriends line has been busy for an hour? Operator: No, but if you hum a few... more
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| 9. | Category: Telephone jokes |
| How does a baboon make phone calls? He just monkeys around on the line!... more
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| 10. | Category: Telephone jokes |
| What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone ?A lot of crackling on the line !... more
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