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| What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet?Lost... more
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| How many cost accountants does it take to change a light bulb?Hmmm........Ill just do a few numbers and get back to you... more
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| What does an accountant say when you ask him the time?Its 9.18 am and 12 seconds; no wait - 13 seconds, no wait - 14 sec... more
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| The accountants prayer: Lord, help me be more relaxed about insignificant details, starting tomorrow at 10.53:16 am, Eas... more
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| Whats the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do?Go into town and gang-audit someone.... more
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| An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor. "Doctor, I just cant get to sleep at night.""Ha... more
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| Conversation between two accountants at a cocktail party:".......and ninthly..."... more
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| There once was an accountant who lived her whole life without ever taking advantage of any of the people she worked for.... more
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| Why accountants dont read novels?Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.... more
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| How do you know when an accountants on holidays?He doesnt wear a tie to work and comes in after 8.30.... more
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