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Category:Telephone jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:Harry was madly in love with Betty, but couldnt pluck up enough courage to pop the question face to face. Finally he decided to ask her on the telephone. Darling! he blurted out, will you marry me?Of course, I will, you silly boy, she replied, who is it speaking?
 
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