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| Why do accountants make good lovers? Theyre great with figures.... more
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| A Martian lands to plunder, pillage and burn. He goes up to the owner of the first house he sees and says, "Im a Martian... more
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| If an accountants wife cannot sleep, what does she say?"Darling, could you tell me about your work."... more
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| A 54-year-old accountant leaves a letter for his wife one evening which read: "Dear Wife, I am 54 years old, and by the... more
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| The young accounting graduate, fresh out of uni and knowing everything, applied for his first job. The prospective emplo... more
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| How many auditors does it take to change a light bulb?How many did it take last year?... more
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| The managing partner in an accounting firm is very annoyed with one of his junior partners and has called him in to chas... more
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| Accountant after reading nursery rhymes to his young child:"No, son. When Little Bo Peep lost her sheep that wouldnt be... more
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| There are three kinds of accountants in the world.Those who can count and those who cant.... more
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| A man walking along a country road comes across a farmer droving a huge mob of sheep. He stops and chats for a while and... more
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