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| A young accountant, straight out of uni, applies for a job advertised in the Sydney Morning Herald. He is interviewed by... more
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| 2. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Why did God invent economists?So accountants could have someone to laugh at.... more
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| 3. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| "The auditors have just left, sir.""Did they check the books?""Very thoroughly.""What did they say?""They want 15% to ke... more
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| 4. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Why do accountants make good lovers? Theyre great with figures.... more
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| 5. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Whats an extroverted accountant?One who looks at your shoes while hes talking to you instead of his own.... more
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| 6. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor. "Doctor, I just cant get to sleep at night.""Ha... more
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| 7. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| The accountants prayer: Lord, help me be more relaxed about insignificant details, starting tomorrow at 10.53:16 am, Eas... more
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| 8. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Whats the definition of a good tax accountant?Someone who has a loophole named after him.... more
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| An accountant goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot. The shop owner shows him three identical parrots on a perch and says... more
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| A businessman tells his friend that his company is looking for a new accountant.His friend asks, "Didnt your company hir... more
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