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| Why accountants dont read novels?Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.... more
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| When does a person decide to become an accountant?When he realises he doesnt have the charisma to succeed as an undertak... more
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| 3. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Why do some accountants decide to become actuaries?They find bookkeeping too exciting.... more
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| Whats an extroverted accountant?One who looks at your shoes while hes talking to you instead of his own.... more
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| Two accountants are in a bank, when armed robbers burst in. While several of the robbers take the money from the tellers... more
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| "The auditors have just left, sir.""Did they check the books?""Very thoroughly.""What did they say?""They want 15% to ke... more
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| How many auditors does it take to change a light bulb?How many did it take last year?... more
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| There once was an accountant who lived her whole life without ever taking advantage of any of the people she worked for.... more
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| A business owner tells her friend that she is desperately searching for an accountant.Her friend asks, "Didnt your compa... more
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| If an accountants wife cannot sleep, what does she say?"Darling, could you tell me about your work."... more
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