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| Why do accountants make good lovers? Theyre great with figures.... more
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| What do actuaries do to liven up their office party?Invite an accountant.... more
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| Three partners in an accounting firm go out to lunch. They are the audit partner, the tax partner and the senior partner... more
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| 4. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| Laws of Accounting1. Trial balances dont2. Bank reconciliations never do3. Working Capital does not4. Return on Investme... more
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| 5. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| How do you drive an accountant completely insane?Tie him to a chair, stand in front of him and fold up a road map the wr... more
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| 6. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| The young accounting graduate, fresh out of uni and knowing everything, applied for his first job. The prospective emplo... more
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| 7. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| There once was an accountant who lived her whole life without ever taking advantage of any of the people she worked for.... more
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| An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor. "Doctor, I just cant get to sleep at night.""Ha... more
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| An accountant goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot. The shop owner shows him three identical parrots on a perch and says... more
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| The managing partner in an accounting firm is very annoyed with one of his junior partners and has called him in to chas... more
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