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| Laws of Accounting1. Trial balances dont2. Bank reconciliations never do3. Working Capital does not4. Return on Investme... more
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| Whats an actuary?An accountant without the sense of humour.... more
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| What does FCPA stand for?Finally Caught Pinching the Assets... more
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| Q: What is a Budget? A: An orderly system for living beyond your means.... more
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| 5. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| A young accountant, straight out of uni, applies for a job advertised in the Sydney Morning Herald. He is interviewed by... more
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| What does an accountant use for birth control?His personality.... more
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| The doctor comes to see his heart transplant patient."This is good news. It is very unusual, but we have two donors to c... more
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| How do you drive an accountant completely insane?Tie him to a chair, stand in front of him and fold up a road map the wr... more
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| What does an accountant say when you ask him the time?Its 9.18 am and 12 seconds; no wait - 13 seconds, no wait - 14 sec... more
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| What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet?Lost... more
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