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| Whats an actuary?An accountant without the sense of humour.... more
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| The young accounting graduate, fresh out of uni and knowing everything, applied for his first job. The prospective emplo... more
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| The managing partner in an accounting firm is very annoyed with one of his junior partners and has called him in to chas... more
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| Whats the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do?Go into town and gang-audit someone.... more
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| Whats the definition of a good tax accountant?Someone who has a loophole named after him.... more
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| 6. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?His desk is level... more
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| What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet?Lost... more
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| An accountant goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot. The shop owner shows him three identical parrots on a perch and says... more
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| What would Economics be without assumptions?Accounting... more
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| How do you drive an accountant completely insane?Tie him to a chair, stand in front of him and fold up a road map the wr... more
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