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| An auditor is checking the books of an airline. He is puzzled by the excess use of fuel on a Melbourne to Canberra fligh... more
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| Why accountants dont read novels?Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.... more
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| If an accountants wife cannot sleep, what does she say?"Darling, could you tell me about your work."... more
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| 4. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Whats an extroverted accountant?One who looks at your shoes while hes talking to you instead of his own.... more
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| 5. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| A young accountant, straight out of uni, applies for a job advertised in the Sydney Morning Herald. He is interviewed by... more
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| 6. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| What would Economics be without assumptions?Accounting... more
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| The managing partner in an accounting firm is very annoyed with one of his junior partners and has called him in to chas... more
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| 8. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?His desk is level... more
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| 9. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Q: What is a Budget? A: An orderly system for living beyond your means.... more
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| Who was the first accountant?Adam. He got interested in figures, turned the first leaf, made the first entry, lost inter... more
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