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| A business owner tells her friend that she is desperately searching for an accountant.Her friend asks, "Didnt your compa... more
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| How do you know accountants have no imagination?They named a firm PricewaterhouseCoopers.... more
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| Whats the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do?Go into town and gang-audit someone.... more
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| The accountant had just read the story of Cinderella to his four-year-old daughter for the first time. The little girl w... more
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| Q: What is a Budget? A: An orderly system for living beyond your means.... more
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| Why did he cross back?So he could charge the client for travel expenses.... more
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| 7. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| Whats the definition of an accountant?Someone who solves a problem you didnt know you had in a way you dont understand.... more
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| 8. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| An accountant goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot. The shop owner shows him three identical parrots on a perch and says... more
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| The doctor comes to see his heart transplant patient."This is good news. It is very unusual, but we have two donors to c... more
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| 10. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| Two accountants are in a bank, when armed robbers burst in. While several of the robbers take the money from the tellers... more
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