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| There are three kinds of accountants in the world.Those who can count and those who cant.... more
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| How can you tell when the Chief Accountant is getting soft?When he actually listens to Marketing before saying No... more
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| Why accountants dont read novels?Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.... more
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| A young accountant spends a week at his new office with the retiring accountant he is replacing. Each and every morning... more
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| What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?His desk is level... more
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| A business man was interviewing applicants for the position of divisional manager. He devised a simple test to select th... more
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| The doctor comes to see his heart transplant patient."This is good news. It is very unusual, but we have two donors to c... more
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| 8. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| A Martian lands to plunder, pillage and burn. He goes up to the owner of the first house he sees and says, "Im a Martian... more
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| An accountant goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot. The shop owner shows him three identical parrots on a perch and says... more
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| Three partners in an accounting firm go out to lunch. They are the audit partner, the tax partner and the senior partner... more
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