One jokes - short jokes, one line jokes, blonde jokes, knock knock jokes, E-cards Yo mamma jokes, games, recipes, local theatre guide, videos, auction, online shopping deals , news, sports and weather.

    home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us

          




JOKES ::






SEARCH ::




Find:

Viewing Joke:

Category:School jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
Rating:not yet rated     
Views:89
 
Joke:Teacher : If you had five apples on your desk and the boy next to you took three what would you have ?Pupil : A fight !
 
 Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit


More School Jokes:

1.   Category: School jokes  0 stars
A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to w... more

2.   Category: School jokes  0 stars
Playing truant from school is like a credit cardFun now, pay later !... more

3.   Category: School jokes  0 stars
What kind of food do maths teachers eat?Square meals!... more

4.   Category: School jokes  0 stars
The parents were very disappointed in the grades that their son brought home. "The only consolation I can find in these... more

5.   Category: School jokes  0 stars
Teacher: Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour ?Pupil: Because it cant sit down !... more

6.   Category: School jokes  0 stars
Teacher: Are you good at math ?Pupil: Yes and noTeacher: What do you mean ?Pupil: Yes, Im no good at math !... more

7.   Category: School jokes  0 stars
Teacher: Fred, Im glad to see your writing has improved.Pupil: Thank youTeacher: Now I can see how bad your spelling is... more

8.   Category: School jokes  0 stars
"If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up" said the sarcastic teacher. After a long silence, one f... more

9.   Category: School jokes  0 stars
Mother: How do you like your new teacher ?Son: I dont. She told me to sit up the front for the present and then she didn... more

10.   Category: School jokes  0 stars
Whats yellow, has wheels and lies on its back?A dead school bus!... more



home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us | link partners