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| | Category: | Accountant jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 332 | | | | Joke: | A guy in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, "Want to hear an accountant joke?"The guy next to him replies, "Well, before you tell that joke, you should know that Im 6 feet tall, 200 pounds, and Im an accountant. And the guy sitting next to me is 62" tall, 225 pounds, and hes an accountant. Now, do you still want to tell that joke?"The first guy says, "No, I dont want to have to explain it two times." | | | |
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