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| | Category: | School jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 98 | | | | Joke: | Bad timing for an excuse Teacher: Why were you late?Pupil: Sorry, teacher, I overslept.Teacher: Its three in the afternoon! | | | |
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