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| 1. | Category: Music jokes  | | Q: How is lightning like a violists fingers?A: Neither one strikes in the same place twice.... more
| | 2. | Category: Music jokes | | Q: What is the difference between a banjo and a South American Macaw?A: One is loud, obnoxious and noisy; the other is a... more
| | 3. | Category: Music jokes | | Q: What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?A: The coffin has the corpse on the inside.... more
| | 4. | Category: Music jokes | | Q: How many bassoonists does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Only one, but theyll insist on going through about 5 bu... more
| | 5. | Category: Music jokes | | Q: What is the best recording of the Walton viola concerto?A: Music Minus One.... more
| | 6. | Category: Music jokes | | Q: How do you get a cellist to play fortissimo?A: Write pp, espressivo.... more
| | 7. | Category: Music jokes | | A down and out musician was playing his harmonica in the middle of a busy shopping mall. Striding over, a policeman aske... more
| | 8. | Category: Music jokes | | Q: Whats musical and handy in a supermarket?A: A Chopin Liszt.... more
| | 9. | Category: Music jokes | | Q: Whats the difference between a violist and a dressmaker? A: A dressmaker tucks up frills.... more
| | 10. | Category: Music jokes | | Q: What do you call the folks who hang around the musicians at conservatories?A: Violists.... more
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