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| 1. | Category: Music jokes  | | Whats musical and holds gallons and gallons of beer? A barrel organ.... more
| | 2. | Category: Music jokes  | | Knock KnockWhos there !Bassoon !Bassoon who ?Bassoon things will be better !... more
| | 3. | Category: Music jokes  | | Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist?A: He turned a peg and wouldnt tell the bass player which one.... more
| | 4. | Category: Music jokes  | | Q: How do you get a clarinet player to play louder?A: You cant!... more
| | 5. | Category: Music jokes  | | Q: How do you get a viola section to play spiccato?A: Write a whole note with "solo" above it.... more
| | 6. | Category: Music jokes  | | Q: What do you get when you play a new age song backwards?A: A new age song.... more
| | 7. | Category: Music jokes  | | Q: Whats the difference between a violist and a dressmaker? A: A dressmaker tucks up frills.... more
| | 8. | Category: Music jokes  | | Q: Whats the difference between a chainsaw and an accordion?A: A chainsaw can be tuned.... more
| | 9. | Category: Music jokes  | | "Havent I seen your face before?" a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant."You have, Your Honor," the man answer... more
| | 10. | Category: Music jokes  | | Q: What do you call a person who plays the viola?A: A violator.... more
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