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| | Category: | Music jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 260 | | | | Joke: | An eight-year-old kid says t his dad, "When I grow up, I want to be a musician."The dad says, "I am sorry -- cant have it both ways." | | | |
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