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| | Category: | Music jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 240 | | | | Joke: | Did you hear about the classical pianist who was not a good speller? When she went out to buy something she left a sign on her door that said: "Out Chopin. Be Bach in a minuet" | | | |
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