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| | Category: | Music jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 256 | | | | Joke: | A down and out musician was playing his harmonica in the middle of a busy shopping mall. Striding over, a policeman asked, "May I please see your permit?" I dont have one," confessed the musician. "In that case, youll have to accompany me.""Splendid!" exclaimed the musician. "What shall we sing?" | | | |
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