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| 1. | Category: Music jokes  | | "Havent I seen your face before?" a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant."You have, Your Honor," the man answer... more
| | 2. | Category: Music jokes  | | Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A: A flat minor.... more
| | 3. | Category: Music jokes  | | Q: What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?A: Everyone is happy when the case is closed.... more
| | 4. | Category: Music jokes  | | What is musical and handy in the supermarket. A Chopin Lizst.... more
| | 5. | Category: Music jokes  | | What do you call a mammoth who conducts an orchestra? Tuskanini.... more
| | 6. | Category: Music jokes  | | Q: How do you get a cellist to play fortissimo?A: Write pp, espressivo.... more
| | 7. | Category: Music jokes  | | Q: What is the difference between a dog and a viola?A: The dog knows when to stop scratching.... more
| | 8. | Category: Music jokes  | | Q: What is the difference between a lawnmower and a soprano sax?A: You can tune the lawnmower and the owners neighbors d... more
| | 9. | Category: Music jokes  | | Q: Did you hear about the drummer who locked his keys in his car?A: It took him four hours to get the bass player out.... more
| | 10. | Category: Music jokes  | | Q: What is the definition of a major seventh?A: A violist playing octaves.... more
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