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| | Category: | Music jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 97 | | | | Joke: | Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Six. One to change it, five to fight off the lead guitarists who are hogging the light. | | | |
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