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| | Category: | Music jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 232 | | | | Joke: | A tourist is sightseeing in a European city. She comes upon the tomb of Beethoven, and begins reading the commerative plaque, only to be distracted by a low scratching noise, as if something was rubbing against a piece of paper.She collars a passing native and asks what the scratching sound is.The local person replies, "Oh, that is Beethoven. Hes decomposing." | | | |
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