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| | Category: | Music jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 216 | | | | Joke: | Fritz Kriesler and Rachmaninov had a recital in Carnegie Hall once. In the middle of the music, Kriesler got lost and turned around to ask Rachmaninov, "Where are we?"Rachmaninov said, "Carnegie Hall, sir!" | | | |
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