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| | Category: | Music jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 231 | | | | Joke: | A musician calls the orchestra office, asks for the conductor, and is told that he is dead.The musician calls back 25 times more and gets the same message from receptionist.She asks why he keeps calling. He replies, "I just like to hear you say it." | | | |
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