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| | Category: | Music jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 228 | | | | Joke: | A violist and a cellist were standing on a sinking ship together."Help!" cried the cellist, "I cant swim!""Dont worry," said the violist, "just fake it." | | | |
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