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| | Category: | Music jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 143 | | | | Joke: | Q: What is the difference between a lawnmower and a soprano sax?A: You can tune the lawnmower and the owners neighbors dont mind if you dont return the sax when you borrow it. | | | |
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