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| Q: How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb A: Does it have to be a light bulb? Ive got this neat ca... more
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| Neighbour: Havent I seen you on TV? Actor: Well, I do appear, on and off, you know. How do you like me? Neighbour: Off.... more
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| Why was the actor pleased to be on the gallows? Because at last he was in the noose.... more
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| Q: How many UPMs does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: None! If youd just make it a day exterior we wouldnt be screwi... more
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| Why cant anyone stay angry long with an actress?Because she always makes up.... more
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| How many film directors does it take to change a light bulb?Just one, but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he... more
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| Q: How many Camera Assistants does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Five: One to do it and four to tell you how they... more
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| Q: How many Screenwriters does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The bulbs IN and its staying IN!... more
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| An actor went to see a new agent one day and said, `You must have a look at my act, it really is innovative.So saying, h... more
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| Q: How many Directors does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Just one... but how do you get him in there with the cut... more
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