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| Whats the definition of a good actor? Somebody who tries hard to be everybody but himself.... more
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| Q: How many movie directors does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Just one, but he wants to do it thirty-two times and... more
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| 3. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| Q: How many 2nd ADs does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Uh...standby, Ill check on that.... more
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| Q: How many DPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?... more
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| Q: How many absurdist/surrealist comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: November.... more
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| 6. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| The producer of a low budget film is trying to convince the newly hired director of the quality of the work by telling h... more
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| 7. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| Q: How many screenwriters to make "Titanic" a good movie? A: One more than they had.... more
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| 8. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| What do you get if you cross a dog and a film studio ?Collie-wood !... more
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| 9. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| A bit-part actor finally got his first leading role in a major film. In one scene the actor had to jump off a high divin... more
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| 10. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| Q: How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Executive Producers dont screw in a light bulb,... more
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