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| Q: How many movie directors does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Just one, but he wants to do it thirty-two times and... more
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| Q: How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: WHAT?... more
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| 3. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| A bit-part actor finally got his first leading role in a major film. In one scene the actor had to jump off a high divin... more
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| 4. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| What is an Actor? A man who tries to be everything but himself... more
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| 5. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| Q: How many screenwriters to make "Titanic" a good movie? A: One more than they had.... more
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| 6. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| Why cant anyone stay angry long with an actress?Because she always makes up.... more
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| 7. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| An actor went to see a new agent one day and said, `You must have a look at my act, it really is innovative.So saying, h... more
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| 8. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| Q: How many Camera Assistants does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Five: One to do it and four to tell you how they... more
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| 9. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| Q: How many DPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?... more
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| 10. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| Neighbour: Havent I seen you on TV? Actor: Well, I do appear, on and off, you know. How do you like me? Neighbour: Off.... more
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