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| How many film directors does it take to change a light bulb?Just one, but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he... more
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| What is an Actor? A man who tries to be everything but himself... more
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| Fred: I met a really conceited actor the other day.Harry: Why do you say hes conceited?Fred: Well, every time there was... more
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| An actor went to see a new agent one day and said, `You must have a look at my act, it really is innovative.So saying, h... more
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| What sort of animals make the best TV presenters ?Gnus - readers !... more
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| Why was the actor pleased to be on the gallows? Because at last he was in the noose.... more
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| Denied membership in an exclusive country club because he was an actor, biblical epic star Victor Mature is reported to... more
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| Q: How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: 100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I couldve done tha... more
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| Q: How many movie directors does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Just one, but he wants to do it thirty-two times and... more
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| Q: How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.... more
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