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| Why was the actor pleased to be on the gallows? Because at last he was in the noose.... more
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| Q: How many PAs does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Nine........one to do it and eight others to wish theyd been as... more
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| Q: How many 1st ADs does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Why are you asking me that question? Cant you see Im busy!... more
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| The producer of a low budget film is trying to convince the newly hired director of the quality of the work by telling h... more
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| Q: How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Its not a bulb, its a globe.... more
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| Q: How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb A: Does it have to be a light bulb? Ive got this neat ca... more
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| Q: How many screenwriters to make "Titanic" a good movie? A: One more than they had.... more
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| Q: How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: "Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"... more
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| How many film directors does it take to change a light bulb?Just one, but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he... more
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| Why did Captain Kirk go into the ladies toilet ? To boldly go where no man has been before !... more
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