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| What do you call a fight between film actors ?Star wars !... more
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| Q: How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Executive Producers dont screw in a light bulb,... more
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| Fred: I met a really conceited actor the other day.Harry: Why do you say hes conceited?Fred: Well, every time there was... more
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| A movie producer is lying by the pool at the Beverly Hilton. His partner arrives in a great state of excitement. "Howd t... more
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| Q: How can you tell the dumbest actress working on a movie?A: Shes the one sleeping with the writer.... more
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| What is an Actor? A man who tries to be everything but himself... more
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| Q: How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.... more
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| Producer: Would you call your leading lady ugly?Director: Lets just say shed look better on radio than on TV.... more
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| Q: How many 2nd ADs does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Uh...standby, Ill check on that.... more
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| After a difficult day a struggling actor returns to his neighborhood and is shocked to find a cadre of police and fire t... more
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