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| | Category: | Computer jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 183 | | | | Joke: | Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking Im a computer.My goodness, youd better come to my surgery right away!I cant, my power cable wont reach that far. | | | |
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