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| | Category: | Monster jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 77 | | | | Joke: | FIRST HUMAN BOY: I can lift a monster with one hand. SECOND HUMAN BOY: Bet you cant! FIRST HUMAN BOY: Find me a monster with one hand and Ill prove it. | | | |
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