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Category:Monster jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:A very tall monster with several arms and legs, all of different lengths, went into a tailors shop.Id like to see a suit that will fit me, he told the tailor.So would I, sir, said the tailor. So would I.
 
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