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| | Category: | Monster jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 73 | | | | Joke: | A very tall monster with several arms and legs, all of different lengths, went into a tailors shop.Id like to see a suit that will fit me, he told the tailor.So would I, sir, said the tailor. So would I. | | | |
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