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| | Category: | Monster jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 76 | | | | Joke: | Girl Monster 1: "I hear youve met the perfect guy." Girl Monster 2: "Oh yes, hes a bad dream come true!" | | | |
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