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| | Category: | Monster jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 75 | | | | Joke: | Dr Frankenstein: Igor, have you seen my latest invention? Its a new pill consisting of 50 per cent glue and 50 per cent aspirin. Igor: But whats it for? Dr Frankenstein: For monsters with splitting headaches. | | | |
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