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| | Category: | Money jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 75 | | | | Joke: | Why is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player?Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back. | | | |
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