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| | Category: | Money jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 90 | | | | Joke: | An English teacher asked her class to write an essay on what theyd do if they had a million dollars. Alec handed in a blank sheet of paper. Alec ! yelled the teacher, youve done nothing. Why?Because if I had a million dollars, thats exactly what I would do ! | | | |
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