One jokes - short jokes, one line jokes, blonde jokes, knock knock jokes, E-cards Yo mamma jokes, games, recipes, local theatre guide, videos, auction, online shopping deals , news, sports and weather.

    home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us

          




JOKES ::






SEARCH ::




Find:

Viewing Joke:

Category:Military jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
Rating:not yet rated     
Views:147
 
Joke:Q. "Why do the commodes in Marine barracks have the cut-out type seats?" A. "So that if the seat falls while theyre drinking, it wont smack them in the back of the head"
 
 Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit


More Military Jokes:

1.   Category: Military jokes  0 stars
Having passed the enlistment physical, Jon was asked by the doctor, "Why do you want to join the Navy, son?""My father s... more

2.   Category: Military jokes  0 stars
As the family gathered for a big dinner together, the youngest son had an announcement to make: Hed just signed up at an... more

3.   Category: Military jokes  0 stars
A retired sergeant was asked: "Well, how do you like civilian life?""Terrible," he said gruffly, "all those people aroun... more

4.   Category: Military jokes  0 stars
Q. "Why do the commodes in Marine barracks have the cut-out type seats?" A. "So that if the seat falls while theyre drin... more

5.   Category: Military jokes  0 stars
The story goes that Air Force One was over the UK a few years ago and called up a USAF base "Requesting Radar". "What is... more

6.   Category: Military jokes  0 stars
This Marine drill instructor, completely frazzled by the ineptitude of his recruits, burst into a blue streak of swearin... more

7.   Category: Military jokes  0 stars
Officer: Soldier, do you have change for a dollar? Soldier: Sure, buddy. Officer: Thats no way to address an officer! No... more

8.   Category: Military jokes  0 stars
Q: How many British navy Officers does it take to change a light bulb?A: Only one, but it takes him seven weeks to get t... more

9.   Category: Military jokes  0 stars
Coach Bobby Ross had put together the perfect Lions team. The only thing he was missing was a good quarterback. He had s... more

10.   Category: Military jokes  0 stars
Paddy n Mick join the army, and are put on street patrol in a city with a military curfew. They are given instructions t... more



home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us | link partners