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| | Category: | Computer jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 187 | | | | Joke: | Teacher: Look at the state of the school computer. I want that screen cleaned so I can see my face in it!Pupil: But then it will crack and we wont be able to use it at all. | | | |
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