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Category:Military jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:A drill sergeant had just chewed out one of his cadets, and as he was walking away, he turned to the cadet and said, "I guess when I die youll come and dance on my grave." The cadet replied, "Not me, Sarge...no sir! I promised myself that when I got out of the Army Id never stand in another line!"
 
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