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Category:Mental health jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:Doctor ! Doctor ! I think Im going crazy. I have a carrot growing out of my ear.Amazing ! so you have. How could that have happened ?I cant understand it either, because I planted cabbage !
 
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