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| | Category: | Computer jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 162 | | | | Joke: | Helpline? Ive just pushed a piece of bacon into my disk drive!Has the computer stopped working?No, but theres a lot of crackling. | | | |
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