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| A psychologist is at a party talking with a small group of people, when a man comes up behind him and taps him on the sh... more
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| 2. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Psychiatrist: Well, whats your problem? Patient: I prefer brown shoes to black shoes.Psychiatrist: Theres nothing wrong... more
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| 3. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Doctor, I have a ringing in my ears.Dont answer!... more
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| 4. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Psychiatrist to Internal Revenue agent on couch: "Nonsense! No way does everyone in the world hate you -- everyone in th... more
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| 5. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for a man then for a women?Because when its time to go back to childhood, a man is a... more
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| 6. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Patient: Doctor, you must help me. Im under such a lot of stress, I keep losing my temper with people.Doctor: Tell me ab... more
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| 7. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| A guy goes in to see a psychologist. He says, "It seems I cant make any friends. Can you help me, you fat slob?"... more
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| 8. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Doctor, doctor, I cant concentrate, one minute Im ok, and the next minute, Im blank!And how long have you had this compl... more
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| 9. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| How many Dependent P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?None, hes still clinging to the old lightbulb.... more
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| 10. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| A psychologist returned from a confrence in Aspen lodge, where all the psychologists were permited to ski for free. Her... more
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